Schooled

Two days in, three hard lessons:

1. Broken English is AWESOME!!! I’m not even joking. It is infinitely better than no English at all.

2. Wheeled luggage on centuries-old cobblestone streets = bad.

3. Little waste-baskety things in store fronts with pictures of umbrellas on them are not for garbage. They are for umbrellas. If you put garbage in them, people will not like you. Stupid Americans.